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A Story About Jail

A Story About Jail

Have you ever had an experience that’s too weird not to share? I know I’ve had plenty of ’em. Here’s the latest one to add to the roster. I just woke up from a dream about working at jail. Not as a corrections officer, just there with my laptop...
How I Got Married And Divorced In Two Days

How I Got Married And Divorced In Two Days

Marriage can be a beautiful union between two people who are madly, deeply in love. Or it can be a living hell from which you can never awaken, all because you knocked up that hostess at Denny’s while you were both drunk on mouth wash. I don’t really know...
Legend of the Japanese Tourist

Legend of the Japanese Tourist

Have you ever been in a Walmart parking lot in rural Illinois at 3 in the morning and seen an Asian guy with a $3000 camera taking a picture of a stop sign for god knows why? Congratulations, you’ve encountered a Japanese tourist! They’re real,...
Dungeons & Dildos: A New Year’s Adventure

Dungeons & Dildos: A New Year’s Adventure

New Years Eve is a bumbling festival of expensive cover charges and wasted amateurs. Why not skip the whole thing and go to a party? Check out this tale of one of my exciting New Years Eve celebrations. This story was originally published on 11/19/2010 at my old blog,...