The Gas Station Horror

The Gas Station Horror

Behold this tale from the days of yore when I worked as a register monkey in a gas station. I’d just gotten switched over from night to day shift.  Common sense would dictate that the worst events happen during the night, but no – Homeless zombies drunk at...
Educate (& Evacuate) Your Child With The iPotty!

Educate (& Evacuate) Your Child With The iPotty!

Childcare in the modern digital age is a challenge. How are parents supposed to balance the task of teaching their child to take a dump in the proper place as well as give Junior the skills to compete in today’s increasingly competitive Angry Birds market? Enter...

Masculine Style Logo Redesign

Recently my friend Tanner Guzy over at Masculine Style approached me about a complete overhaul of his current brand identity. I’d created Tanner’s original logo a few years ago, so this was a fun opportunity to improve on something I’d previously...

Heavy Metal Art: Severed Demon Head

Heavy metal is pretty much the ultimate form of music, and nothing says “heavy metal” like a severed demon head. Check out this sweet heavy metal-inspired image that I drew:     Your band needs some cool art. Send me an email and let’s get...

Хомяк (Hamster) Sports Logo

Last week I received one of the strangest design requests I’ve gotten in a while – create a sticker design for a fake band. The project specs were “All I have is $20. Also it really needs to have a hamster, some rock candy and disembodied...