Earlier tonight one of my buddies put out a call on Twitter asking for metal bands to listen to at the gym. Like most people, he can’t get into death metal vocals. Just like drinking black coffee, harsh vocals are hard to tolerate at first, but once you get used...
I don’t know what the deal is with low-budget workout facilities. Short of Walmart, gyms seem to attract the biggest screwballs on the face of the earth. The lord and master of all Gym Weirdos is Pine Sol Guy, and this is the story of how I got his ass chucked...
Indian men have it rough when it comes to dating. According to OkCupid’s 2009 study, Indian guys receive fewer replies than any other ethnic group. How do you meet and date beautiful women if you’re an Indian man? Enter Desi Casanova, a dating resource...
A couple of years ago, my crunchy granola friend Giles hit me up to go rock climbing. Instead of scaling an artificial rock wall like coked-out spider monkeys, Giles suggested that we should attend a yoga class instead. The rusty gears of my internal meathead thought...
Ok bitches! Who’s ready for the rootin’est, tootin’est, gun-shootin’est ‘Merican holiday in the entire country? Not you, otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this Groundhog Day drinking game guide. Time to get day drunk with the East...
