Back when I played in a hardcore band, 90% of our tour van banter consisted of shouting ridiculous Aqua Teen Hunger Force quotes at each other. While ATHF was never really “laugh out loud” funny, I always loved watching the show. I decided to do a few...
Chapter 1: Laying The Trap The winds of change howled across the blasted island of Mackinac, sending a chill across Finley’s skinny, hunched shoulders. He cuddled against Stefan for support. Stefan fidgeted nervously with his man purse, anxious at the upcoming...
Goddamn fuckin’ right, the Selfie Spoon is exactly what you think – a Selfie Stick attached directly to the non-business end of a cereal spoon. But wait, there’s more! You could use the Selfie Spoon to eat other food items such as: Porridge Oatmeal...
Catcalling gets a lot of negative press from the media and women in general because it’s “harassment” or whatever. Open your eyes, sheeple! This is pure propaganda meant to hide the fact that catcalling is the ultimate seduction technique. I’m...
I’m largely apolitical since everybody knows the US Government is secretly ran by Satan-worshipping lizard people. However, once in a while you actually get a decent bit of entertainment from your friendly neighborhood overlords. Donald Trump’s campaign is...
