Holy shit, it’s December again??? I really need to lay off huffing rubber cement and crawl out of my parents’ basement once in a while because this year went way too fast. I probably missed out on a bunch of good shit, but here we go anyway with the Top 10...
Nothing is more grim and frostbitten than standing in the cold like a dumbass hoping to save $3.75 on a toaster. Spread a little holiday hatred with this Black Friday black metal playlist: Mgła – “With Hearts Toward None VII” Sargeist –...
Today is squat day bitches! Time to get pumped with these ultra power jams straight from my Spotify playlist: Sabaton – “40:1” I dare you to wuss out on that last set with Sabaton’s incredible brand of war-themed cheese metal blasting through...
Wow, it’s December already? Time flies when you’re living a fast-paced, money-and-bitches lifestyle. I mean, I would imagine. I pretty much sit around all day drawing shit and then I go to the gym. Anyway, 2013 was an amazing year for heavy metal, so here...
