One of my favorite skate memories involved me and a bunch of my older hoodlum friends sitting around in the park trying to ollie over beer bottles. I’d wrecked my hand trying to ollie over the world’s tiniest pebble, so of course I was sitting on my...
Tomorrow’s the big day, kids! While you’re gathered ’round the tree, don’t forget about good ol’ Santa squeezing his fat ass down the chimney just so you can unwrap presents. Enjoy this morbid Santa Claus illustration I made as a little...
Tomorrow is winter solstice and you know what that means – Warm blankets, fireplaces, using the dog as a pillow, etc. It also means shoveling the driveway and frostbite. You know people who are all into winter because they like “seasons?”...
Let’s play word association! When I say “holidays” what do you think? Hopefully it goes a little something like this: Holidays -> Friends, family and delicious treats -> Cookies -> Obesity -> Santa Claus -> North Pole -> Cold ->...
Graffiti is one of two things – either an ugly eyesore on the nearest McDonalds wall or an interesting and uniquely civil disobedient form of artistic expression. As an unruly teenager, my friends and I briefly experimented with spray painting band logos and...
