Why you gotta bring up old shit??? Back in the mid-90s when I was a JV league metalhead, we used to smoke the devil’s lettuce and listen to devil music in my friend Larry’s van. Nowadays I’d rather build muscle than burn out brain cells, but I still...
Today is squat day bitches! Time to get pumped with these ultra power jams straight from my Spotify playlist: Sabaton – “40:1” I dare you to wuss out on that last set with Sabaton’s incredible brand of war-themed cheese metal blasting through...
Wow, it’s December already? Time flies when you’re living a fast-paced, money-and-bitches lifestyle. I mean, I would imagine. I pretty much sit around all day drawing shit and then I go to the gym. Anyway, 2013 was an amazing year for heavy metal, so here...
Unless you’ve been living under a rock masturbating to Miley Cyrus’ autotuned haircut, you probably know that Carcass is one of the greatest metal bands ever. Ok, maybe not the greatest. More like the goodest. They had a couple of hard-to-listen-to grind...
