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Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger […]

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Book Cover: The Man From Brooklyn by Goldmund

If you’ve read any of my stories, you’ll know a bit about dating from a gentleman’s perspective. Author Goldmund offers a different perspective with his new book The Man From Brooklyn.

Instead of a traditional tale of seduction, The Man From Brooklyn tells the story […]

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What’s new in the wide world of crazy internet searches? Elf porn, cuck foot fetishes and more Craigslist weirdos, that’s what! Let us gaze into the abyss of Google Analytics and see what strange search terms brought people to MattLawrence.net these last few months.

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Book Cover: The Cuckold’s Camera by Rod Crammer

Ever wonder what it’s like to watch your wife have sex with a black guy? If that’s your thing, you need to check out Rod Crammer’s hot new erotica The Cuckold’s Camera: Watching My Wife Bang A Black Guy. Rod hired me to design the […]

By |August 1st, 2016|Categories: Design & Illustration|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments
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Book Review – Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs By Matt Lawrence

Today marks the proudest day in my entire life. Prouder than that time I graduated college. Prouder than when Arnold Schwarzenegger shook my hand for heroically saving Sandusky, Ohio’s cutest kitten from a burning building. That’s right, today is the day I release Adult Coloring […]

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Donald Trump Shirt: Nothing Will Be The Same

Donald Trump is either the man you love to love or love to hate. One thing we all can agree on, when Trump is officially crowned God Emperor of All Humanity And Most Of Space, nothing will be the same. I created this yuuuuuuge Donald […]

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Book Cover: Max Stirner Bibliography by Trevor Blake

Do you like oranges? How about obscure egoist philosophy? Guess what, you’re in luck! Trevor Blake, the man with the big ego, has collected a comprehensive bibliography of Max Stirner’s work. Blake’s new book Max Stirner Bibliography is out now, and yours truly got to […]

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Five Things I Hate About Facebook

Ah, Facebook! The world’s largest data-mining timesuck. Unfortunately, social networking is a necessary evil – especially when it takes a month for a friend to answer an email or phone call but thirty seconds to reply to a Facebook message. For the low, low price […]

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The Most Important Question To Ask Before You Go On A Date

A while ago I wrote a Craigslist ad based around a straight edge theme. Turns out that this is a bad idea – apparently the only girls who want to date straight edge guys are either fucked-up single moms looking for a knight in shining […]

By |May 5th, 2016|Categories: Dating, Humor, Stories|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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Legend of the Japanese Tourist

Have you ever been in a Walmart parking lot in rural Illinois at 3 in the morning and seen an Asian guy with a $3000 camera taking a picture of a stop sign for god knows why? Congratulations, you’ve encountered a Japanese tourist! They’re real, […]

By |April 25th, 2016|Categories: Humor, Stories|Tags: , , , , , |1 Comment