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The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

The Tinder Buttslut: September Search Terms

Uh oh, it’s the end of September already! That means it’s time for pumpkins, ghoulish costumes and a river of Halloween candy-induced ‘beetus. The first of the month is also the magical time when I gather up the strangest search terms from across the...
Check Out My Podcast With Matt Forney

Check Out My Podcast With Matt Forney

Last weekend main man Matt Forney came to Iowa and had the pleasure of crashing on the cold, hard floor in my apartment since I’m too lazy to buy a couch. I’ve known Matt for several years and created both his logo as well as several of his book covers....
What Not To Do On Tinder

What Not To Do On Tinder

Tinder started out as a great way to meet a boatload of new dating prospects, but that magical early adopter phase is as dead as a skunk living under a McDonalds grease trap. As it gains popularity, Tinder is slowly becoming the same primordial SIF wasteland that...
5 Easy Ways To Be A Basic Bitch On Tinder

5 Easy Ways To Be A Basic Bitch On Tinder

Finding true love is a horrific pain in the ass. It involves leaving the house, making friends or getting a job, then actually interacting with the opposite sex. Obtaining a mate the old school way takes way too long and doesn’t cater to my ever-increasing...