Hi I’m Matt And I’m Your New Personal Trainer

Hi I’m Matt And I’m Your New Personal Trainer

You, like most Americans, are probably a fat sack of crap. As a former childhood tubbo who has honed his body into godlike physical perfection, I have the authority to yell motivational phrases at you as well as mercilessly make fun of your puny weakling arms or...
Favorite Gym Characters: Personal Trainer Edition

Favorite Gym Characters: Personal Trainer Edition

Have you ever wondered how some of your Favorite Gym Characters managed to invent such stupid ass workouts? Me too. You could spend valuable time reading garbage like Men’s Health for your bad workout needs, but why bother? It’s way easier to pay $55/hour...