How To Catcall A Woman

How To Catcall A Woman

Catcalling gets a lot of negative press from the media and women in general because it’s “harassment” or whatever. Open your eyes, sheeple! This is pure propaganda meant to hide the fact that catcalling is the ultimate seduction technique. I’m...
"Mighty Cucks" Cuckservative T-Shirt

"Mighty Cucks" Cuckservative T-Shirt

Have you been on twitter in the last few days? You might have noticed that one of the internet’s most inherently hilarious words has blown up into the mainstream lexicon. What is this magic word, you ask??? The word, of course, is “cuckservative”!...
My First Craigslist Missed Connection

My First Craigslist Missed Connection

Awkward comedies are the worst. In fact, cringe-worthy crapfests like Big Bang Theory or Curb Your Enthusiasm usually make me leave the room. I got an awkward wedding invitation a few years ago that was worthy of Larry David. Not only had I dated the bride, I’d...
Super Scientific Anal(ysis)! Porn Stars With No Makeup

Super Scientific Anal(ysis)! Porn Stars With No Makeup

Have you ever been fapping like a convict to grainy 80s VHS porn and thought to yourself, “I wonder what she looks like with no makeup?” No? Guess it’s just me. Irregardless, there’s been some interesting pictures of porn stars with no makeup...
Fuck It Like It’s Hot: March Search Terms

Fuck It Like It’s Hot: March Search Terms

It’s the beginning of the month and you know what that means. Time to steal the welfare check out of Uncle Larry’s mailbox! No wait, it’s time for the greatest search terms of March. Let’s delve into the bizarre minds of Google users and see...