What Is The Best Feminist Rap Song?

It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re a patriarchal shitlord racist. So what is the best feminist rap song?

It’s way past time that rap started spreading a positive message instead of “money/bitches/hoes/hoes/driving an escalade/hoes” negativity. I quickly checked my privilige when social justice-oriented hip hop artist Equality E approached me to create xir’s new mixtape cover, “Equality Duz It”. Take a look below:

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As you can see, “Equality Duz It” is a masterpiece of album cover artwork. Not only that, Equality E xirself allowed me to premier the hit new feminist rap “Feminists In The School” right here on MattLawrence.net! This fresh new track spits hot fire, so take a listen, preferably extremely loud and in public. Maximize that feminist message!

Here’s the lyrics since nobody can ever understand rap:

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be at Oberlin soon
Got to dye my hair blue before the day begins
So I can head to Women’s Studies and talk about oppression

Walking to class and damn near went blind
Young Republicans on the quad throwing up Trump signs
Ran in the dorm to get some chips
With my iPhone on the side of my hip

Bailed outside, recording what’s happening
Just as I thought, the fools kept oppressing
Jumped in the crowd, hit “record” on my phone
Getting Trump supporters thrown out of the zone

Then I let the iPhone play
Bumping that shit by Jessica Valenti
It was Feminist Frequency at the top of the list
Played my own shit, it went something like this

Walking down the street, what do you know?
Calling out sexists, slapping some bros
Went to Ben & Jerry’s to get a scoop
Frat boys out there just shooting some hoops

Mobility scooter, who can it be?
Intersectional feminist on disability
Finished off my ice cream and started to say
It’s all about smashing that patriarchy

Winded as hell and I needed some rest
But I went to a spot where my friends protest
Allies out there making $.75 on the dollar
Social inequality forcing us to holler

Cuz the feminists in the school are always smart
Come talking that shit, we’ll dox you hard
Social justice makes life legit
You can quote me xir, cuz I know my shit

Oh yeah
Inequality can get the fuck out
Motherfucker say what

They greet me with a bag and I start eating
From the Taco Bell, my breath starts stinking
Headed to a shoot to be a plus-sized model
Before I left, I hit the McDonalds

Went to my friend’s house to get xir out of the pad
Sexism on the news made me real mad
Trump said something that I couldn’t believe
So I fired up Tumblr for positivity

Frat boy called me fat, wouldn’t you know?
I reached back like Wonder Woman and I slapped the bro
MRA jumped up and he started to shout
So I threw a chimichanga and knocked his ass out

Cuz the feminists in the school are always smart
Come talking that shit, we’ll dox you hard
Social justice makes life legit
You can quote me xir, cuz I know my shit

If this doesn’t spread a little social justice, I don’t know what will.

Download the song here and don’t forget to hire me to create your next album cover!

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3 Comments

  1. Larry November 7, 2016 at 12:23 pm - Reply

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  2. Sam November 16, 2016 at 9:09 am - Reply

    forwarding cuz this shits :fire::fire::fire:

  3. Bringthemovies November 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    That was great. Someone needs to make this go viral. Please post to reddit

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