Ladies and International Players, Fly Fresh and Barbaric Studios is pleased to announce our latest release for the season: PUA Pussy Adventure! Fuck Skyrim, fuck Fallout, fuck Call of Duty- you can’t get pussy in those games so who gives a shit. You know who...
Dunno about you, but I’ve spent countless hours parked in front of a video game system. A vast majority of my childhood consisted of double-fisting Little Debbie treats and inhaling soda while playing through Final Fantasy 7 for the 300th time. These days...
When I was a kid I used to park my fat ass in front of a TV and play Super Mario Kart until my eyes were nothing but bloody holes in my head. I’m not really joking – I’d do eight hour gaming marathons, subsisting on a diet of Little Debbie snack...
I have a 3 year old, extremely glitchy Android phone. It’s built like a brick but the internet is slow, the keyboard barely works and it’s filled with T Mobile bloatware. I mainly use it to beat junior high kids over the head and steal their lunch money....
When I was a kid we used to beat up other kids, take their lunch money, shoot up heroin and play Super Mario World until we puked all over each other’s shoes. That’s what happens your parents are hippies and hook you up with a limitless supply of sugary...