Legend of the Japanese Tourist

Legend of the Japanese Tourist

Have you ever been in a Walmart parking lot in rural Illinois at 3 in the morning and seen an Asian guy with a $3000 camera taking a picture of a stop sign for god knows why? Congratulations, you’ve encountered a Japanese tourist! They’re real,...
The Gas Station Horror

The Gas Station Horror

Behold this tale from the days of yore when I worked as a register monkey in a gas station. I’d just gotten switched over from night to day shift.  Common sense would dictate that the worst events happen during the night, but no – Homeless zombies drunk at...