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Book Cover: King’s Code by Kyle Trouble

By |December 29th, 2016|

I read somewhere that the average man has sex with 7 women over the course of his lifetime. Unless you somehow find your dream girl early on, that’s a pretty sad number. Luckily you can live the life of a medieval king sans black plague […]

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By |November 28th, 2016|

Have you ever caught yourself stumbling up and down the aisles of GNC, wondering what brand of protein powder or Natural Male Enhancement™ you should pick up? Wonder no more, friend! The Supplement Doctor is here to tell you exactly what you need. I had […]

Doge “Wow” T-Shirt

By |November 19th, 2016|

It’s part 3 in my meme shirt series. This time it’s Doge – the cute Shiba Inu with the bizarre Engrish comic sans captions. Feast your eyes upon my newest design:

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Like this design? Hire me to draw something for you!

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Notorious Moon Man Shirt

By |November 17th, 2016|

What’s that? Another entry in my meme shirt series? That’s right, this time it’s the notorious Moon Man – the over-the-top computer-generated alter ego of McDonald’s Mac Tonight. Since Mac Tonight was an 80s advertisement, I went with an 80s style Moon Man illustration. Here […]

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What Is The Best Feminist Rap Song?

By |November 7th, 2016|

It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re […]

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By |September 28th, 2016|

Do you love guns, bears, outdoor shit and more guns? If not, you’d better get the hell out of ‘murica before Uncle Sam shows up and kicks your ass over the border with his huge Boots Of Freedom. I love all of the above. You […]

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The Four Confidences by Ed Latimore

By |September 17th, 2016|

Everyone struggles with confidence from time to time. Since confidence arises from success, how do you create confidence when you have no success to build on? Writer, physicist and professional boxer Ed Latimore offers some excellent insight into the topic with his new ebook The […]

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Book Cover: The Cuckold’s Camera by Rod Crammer

By |August 1st, 2016|

Ever wonder what it’s like to watch your wife have sex with a black guy? If that’s your thing, you need to check out Rod Crammer’s hot new erotica The Cuckold’s Camera: Watching My Wife Bang A Black Guy. Rod hired me to design the […]

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Book Review – Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs By Matt Lawrence

By |July 19th, 2016|

Today marks the proudest day in my entire life. Prouder than that time I graduated college. Prouder than when Arnold Schwarzenegger shook my hand for heroically saving Sandusky, Ohio’s cutest kitten from a burning building. That’s right, today is the day I release Adult Coloring […]

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Donald Trump Shirt: Nothing Will Be The Same

By |July 12th, 2016|

Donald Trump is either the man you love to love or love to hate. One thing we all can agree on, when Trump is officially crowned God Emperor of All Humanity And Most Of Space, nothing will be the same. I created this yuuuuuuge Donald […]