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What Is The Worst Superpower?

By |October 4th, 2016|

Since the dawn of time, mankind has been plagued by a burning philosophical question. No, not the meaning of life. Not the existence of god. What is this question? I’m glad you asked. Perhaps you’re wondering yourself – what is the worst superpower? Well friend, […]

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The Dangers of Online Dating

By |September 21st, 2016|

We’ve all been there. You’re too lazy to go to the bar. Too drunk to go to the coffee shop. Too many restraining orders to ever return to the mall. What’s left? Internet dating! It sounds great on paper. You can meet a girl, text […]

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Book Review – Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs By Matt Lawrence

By |July 19th, 2016|

Today marks the proudest day in my entire life. Prouder than that time I graduated college. Prouder than when Arnold Schwarzenegger shook my hand for heroically saving Sandusky, Ohio’s cutest kitten from a burning building. That’s right, today is the day I release Adult Coloring […]

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The Most Important Question To Ask Before You Go On A Date

By |May 5th, 2016|

A while ago I wrote a Craigslist ad based around a straight edge theme. Turns out that this is a bad idea – apparently the only girls who want to date straight edge guys are either fucked-up single moms looking for a knight in shining […]

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Fly Fresh & Barbaric’s PUA Pussy Adventure!

By |March 7th, 2016|

Ladies and International Players, Fly Fresh and Barbaric Studios is pleased to announce our latest release for the season: PUA Pussy Adventure!

Fuck Skyrim, fuck Fallout, fuck Call of Duty- you can’t get pussy in those games so who gives a shit. You know who plays that garbage? Betas. Omegas. Dregs. […]

Dungeons & Dildos: A New Year’s Adventure

By |February 17th, 2016|

New Years Eve is a bumbling festival of expensive cover charges and wasted amateurs. Why not skip the whole thing and go to a party? Check out this tale of one of my exciting New Years Eve celebrations. This story was originally published on 11/19/2010 at […]

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Stop Jacking Off And Start Making Money Online

By |February 1st, 2016|

Are you ready to STOP BEING A BROKE DICK?

Are you ready to STOP JACKING OFF AND START MAKING MONEY ONLINE through the power of MOTIVATION?

CONGRATULATIONS BITCH, you’ve come to the right place.

This is my NO BULLSHIT GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY ONLINE FOR […]

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Troll Master Class: How To Create Fake Screenshots Without Photoshop

By |November 4th, 2015|

Have you ever laughed at a funny Facebook screenshot or impotently cursed at a screencap of someone’s infuriating Twitter feed? Take those images with a grain of salt because it’s disturbingly easy to create fake screenshots. The best part? You don’t even need Photoshop. In […]

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How To Relieve Eye Strain From Staring At A Computer All Goddamn Day

By |October 27th, 2015|

When I was a kid I used to park my fat ass in front of a TV and play Super Mario Kart until my eyes were nothing but bloody holes in my head. I’m not really joking – I’d do eight hour gaming marathons, subsisting […]

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19 Ways To Be A Modern Mangina

By |October 2nd, 2015|

Being a Modern Mangina in today’s environment is much different than it was a century ago. It’s all about slavishly adhering to a steady diet of soy products. Let’s examine 19 ways the Modern Mangina self-cucks while navigating today’s difficult world.

1. When the Modern Mangina […]