When I was a kid I used to park my fat ass in front of a TV and play Super Mario Kart until my eyes were nothing but bloody holes in my head. I’m not really joking – I’d do eight hour gaming marathons, subsisting on a diet of Little Debbie snack...
Hot off the design press! I just created a cool Nintendo Konami Code shirt design for all the old school gamer nerds out there. This shirt shows the classic Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start) from many NES games like Contra. Take a...
Back in the day I used to be a huge video game dork. While other more children played baseball outside in the sun, I hid away in my bedroom cramming my face full of twinkies and gaming until my eyes bled. Metroid for NES and Super Metroid for SNES were two of my...
I have a 3 year old, extremely glitchy Android phone. It’s built like a brick but the internet is slow, the keyboard barely works and it’s filled with T Mobile bloatware. I mainly use it to beat junior high kids over the head and steal their lunch money....
When I was a kid we used to beat up other kids, take their lunch money, shoot up heroin and play Super Mario World until we puked all over each other’s shoes. That’s what happens your parents are hippies and hook you up with a limitless supply of sugary...