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What Is The Best Feminist Rap Song?

By |November 7th, 2016|

It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re […]

  • Campus Hustler Pt II By Hans Dix

Book Cover: The Campus Hustler Part II By Hans Dix

By |January 6th, 2016|

I’m not gonna lie. I largely wasted my college experience. My friends were dorks, I didn’t party and on the rare occasions I gathered up the nuts to talk to a girl I mostly struck out. It’s one of my big regrets that I never […]

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Illuminati All-Seeing Eye Shirts

By |November 3rd, 2015|

When you’ve got a head cold and are too lazy to hustle new clients, there’s not a whole lot to do but sit down and draw. Today I tried out a slightly different art style than usual, along with my more traditional art. Get your […]

A Secret Look Inside The Creative Process: Conquering Your Life

By |November 7th, 2014|

Do you remember The Alpha Persona? No? Sucks to be you, because TAP was a great (though somewhat short-lived) blog that offered easily-digestible and actionable dating and lifestyle advice. Even though TAP is dead and buried, there’s a ray of light at the end of […]

Heavy Metal Art: Severed Demon Head

By |June 2nd, 2014|

Heavy metal is pretty much the ultimate form of music, and nothing says “heavy metal” like a severed demon head. Check out this sweet heavy metal-inspired image that I drew:



Your band needs some cool art. Send me an email and let’s get it started!

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  • Matt Forney Confessions of an Online Hustler

Book Cover/Review: Confessions of an Online Hustler by Matt Forney

By |May 19th, 2014|

I’m a little slow on posting my work for Matt Forney’s newest book, “Confessions of an Online Hustler”. Matt hooked me up with a copy of his freshly rewritten blogging guide for inspiration, I cooked up a cover:



By |April 18th, 2014|

Hey! It’s Good Friday! Instead of celebrating springtime with a fun Easter image, it’s time for something weird. Up on today’s menu, it’s a digital painting of a Rokurokubi. What is a Rokurokubi, you ask? It’s a malevolent Japanese spirit with a stretched-out neck. Rokurokubi can […]

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Creepy Easter Bunny

By |April 11th, 2014|

You gotta admit, Easter is pretty creepy. There’s zombies rising from the grave, salmonella from eggs and children everywhere. Truly the stuff of B-rated horror movies, especially the childcare part. The creepiest thing about Easter is the Easter Bunny, hopping around all over your house […]

Angry Birds Bad Piggy

By |February 20th, 2014|

I have a 3 year old, extremely glitchy Android phone. It’s built like a brick but the internet is slow, the keyboard barely works and it’s filled with T Mobile bloatware. I mainly use it to beat junior high kids over the head and steal […]

Heavy Metal Art: Toxic Mutant

By |January 22nd, 2014|

I’m getting seriously lazy with descriptions and intros to my art this week, so here’s the deal. I drew this thrash metal-inspired toxic mutant, and you should go look at it:




Toxic waste and war scenes are pretty much thrash staples, so howzabout I draw you […]