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What Is The Best Feminist Rap Song?

By |November 7th, 2016|

It’s the current year, and rap is still a hotbed of problematic misogynist hatred. Isn’t it time we take the rape out of rap and give hip hop a hip social justice message? The answer is “yes” and if you don’t agree with me, you’re […]

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The Gorge – Thousand Year Fire Review

By |February 5th, 2016|

I used to play in a band with a dude from St. Louis, MO. His stories were something else. One time he punched a dude’s eyeball out of the socket while sitting at Denny’s. Then he called that same Denny’s to complain about the fight and wound […]

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The Best Metal Albums of 2015

By |January 4th, 2016|

It’s the end of the year once again, and you know what that means! Time for me to tell you all about the heavy metal albums that you could’ve been listening to instead of being drunk in the gutter outside 7-11. Here we go with my list […]

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Exclusive Live Pictures of Slayer and Jeff Hanneman Live At The Jules Loft, Circa 1984

By |May 1st, 2015|

Here’s a special treat for all the metalheads out there. As you probably already know, Slayer’s founding guitarist Jeff Hanneman died of liver failure on May 2, 2013. That means tomorrow is the anniversary of Jeff’s death.

My friend Jason was very active in the Baltimore […]

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Matt’s Ultimate Mid-2000s Hardcore Lifting Playlist

By |February 22nd, 2015|

Welcome to “What To Listen To While You’re Lifting Weights”, the show where I try to help you fix your shitty taste in music. I’m your host, xMattxEdgexCorexMoshxBrox and today I’m going to introduce you to the wide world of mid-2000s hardcore. You may remember […]

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Matt’s "Easy-To-Tolerate" Metal Lifting Playlist

By |February 8th, 2015|

Earlier tonight one of my buddies put out a call on Twitter asking for metal bands to listen to at the gym. Like most people, he can’t get into death metal vocals. Just like drinking black coffee, harsh vocals are hard to tolerate at first, […]

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The Top 10 Metal Albums of 2014

By |December 16th, 2014|

Holy shit, it’s December again??? I really need to lay off huffing rubber cement and crawl out of my parents’ basement once in a while because this year went way too fast. I probably missed out on a bunch of good shit, but here we […]

Shitty Pop Song Review: Michael Bublé "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

By |December 11th, 2014|

Is anybody else as sick of Christmas music as I am? It’s impossible to walk into any store without running a gauntlet of holiday horseshit blasting through every speaker in the place. I’m actually surprised we haven’t had mass shootings in outlet malls across America. If […]

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Black Friday Black Metal Playlist

By |November 28th, 2014|

Nothing is more grim and frostbitten than standing in the cold like a dumbass hoping to save $3.75 on a toaster. Spread a little holiday hatred with this Black Friday black metal playlist:

Mgła – “With Hearts Toward None VII”
Sargeist – “Burning Voice of Adoration”
Sun […]

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Matt’s Old School Death Metal Lifting Playlist

By |November 16th, 2014|

Why you gotta bring up old shit??? Back in the mid-90s when I was a JV league metalhead, we used to smoke the devil’s lettuce and listen to devil music in my friend Larry’s van. Nowadays I’d rather build muscle than burn out brain cells, but I […]