I have a 3 year old, extremely glitchy Android phone. It’s built like a brick but the internet is slow, the keyboard barely works and it’s filled with T Mobile bloatware. I mainly use it to beat junior high kids over the head and steal their lunch money. Even though it makes a great jack stand when I change my oil, this junky phone keeps me from enjoying of America’s greatest pasttimes – playing Angry Birds while you’re pooping. I drew this grimy Bad Piggy from Angry Birds in order to mitigate my technology-free bathroom sorrow.

 

Angry Birds Bad Piggy

 

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