Here’s a random hot redhead that you probably won’t meet on Craigslist
Howdy readers! Are you ready to wade into the murky depths of online dating? Many of you are familiar with Tinder, but did you know Craigslist is the OG source for scoring anonymous sex on the internet? Lately I’ve gotten a lot of emails from guys asking whether or not it’s possible to get laid on Craigslist Casual Encounters. The answer is “yes, you can get laid on Casual Encounters”.
First off, there are two tactics (that I’m aware of) that you can use to write a successful Casual Encounters ad.
- Option 1 More or less write an erotica fantasy. Make sure you work out a lot.
- Option 2 Write something with a softer message acknowledging the absurdity of trolling the internet for random action. Also make sure you work out a lot.
Today we’re going to explore Option #2. Take a look at the ad below that caused me to meet an actual living, breathing woman.
Top 5 Reasons Why We Should Bang Before I Move Out Of State!
This is pretty much the best week ever. Not only is it less than 100 degrees, I also landed a badass job, and I only have to move halfway across the country to work there! In less than a month I turn into a pumpkin, so get your Prince Charming while the gettin’s good. Without further ado, here’s the Top 5 Reasons Why We Should Bang Before I Move Out Of State:
1 – I can actually hold a conversation. No boring office job anecdotes either. I’m talking cool stuff like why Blackbeard is the best pirate or the funny story about how Miss Teen Colorado puked in my back yard. If you’d rather just shut up and hook up, I can be the “strong, silent type” as well. Like the cover of a Fabio romance novel but with less hair and Italian accents.
2 – Sexy and I know it. I’m pretty decent looking and jacked so you’ll probably like what you see. Plus I have an Ass of Steel from lots o’ squats. Crazy barbarian sex is way easier/better with an athletic guy.