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The Comprehensive History Of The Jeweled Butt Plug

Throughout history, humanity has had a fascination, bordering upon obsession, with the butt. It is simultaneously an object of worship or horror, simply depending upon the quality and quantity of ass. Recently a friend of mine has developed a fascination with not just the butt, […]

By |September 23rd, 2016|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , |0 Comments
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The Dangers of Online Dating

We’ve all been there. You’re too lazy to go to the bar. Too drunk to go to the coffee shop. Too many restraining orders to ever return to the mall. What’s left? Internet dating! It sounds great on paper. You can meet a girl, text […]

By |September 21st, 2016|Categories: Dating, Humor|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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How To Escape The Friendzone

Yesterday I witnessed one of the saddest sights a man can see. A fellow bro, mired deep in the clutches of unrequited love for a girl who’d dubbed him her “best guy friend”. As I sat and watched the poor sucker die inside, she made […]

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Pepe The Frog Meme T-Shirt

Who is the enigmatic figure known as Pepe? To some he is a simple green frog. To others, he is the avatar of the god Kek, a deity of supreme knowledge and power. To me, he’s a brand new t-shirt! My Pepe shirt is pretty […]

By |September 18th, 2016|Categories: Design & Illustration|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments
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The Four Confidences by Ed Latimore

Everyone struggles with confidence from time to time. Since confidence arises from success, how do you create confidence when you have no success to build on? Writer, physicist and professional boxer Ed Latimore offers some excellent insight into the topic with his new ebook The […]

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Favorite Martial Arts Class Characters

Interesting weirdos can be observed in just about any public venue, including an apartment complex or the gym. If you want to discover an odd nexus of socially inept dorks with Final Fantasy tattoos, white trash dudes on steroids and militant lesbians with anger […]

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Book Cover: The Man From Brooklyn by Goldmund

If you’ve read any of my stories, you’ll know a bit about dating from a gentleman’s perspective. Author Goldmund offers a different perspective with his new book The Man From Brooklyn.

Instead of a traditional tale of seduction, The Man From Brooklyn tells the story […]

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True Friends Would Never Fuck Your Mom: March-July Search Terms

What’s new in the wide world of crazy internet searches? Elf porn, cuck foot fetishes and more Craigslist weirdos, that’s what! Let us gaze into the abyss of Google Analytics and see what strange search terms brought people to MattLawrence.net these last few months.

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Book Cover: The Cuckold’s Camera by Rod Crammer

Ever wonder what it’s like to watch your wife have sex with a black guy? If that’s your thing, you need to check out Rod Crammer’s hot new erotica The Cuckold’s Camera: Watching My Wife Bang A Black Guy. Rod hired me to design the […]

By |August 1st, 2016|Categories: Design & Illustration|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments
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Book Review – Adult Coloring Book: 31 Soothing Mandala Designs By Matt Lawrence

Today marks the proudest day in my entire life. Prouder than that time I graduated college. Prouder than when Arnold Schwarzenegger shook my hand for heroically saving Sandusky, Ohio’s cutest kitten from a burning building. That’s right, today is the day I release Adult Coloring […]